With kids, give Heineken Experience a miss.
A slick, fun-if-you-lower-expectations marketing experience — a couple of genuinely entertaining rides and two free beers at the end. But it's an advertisement you pay €25 for, and no beer is brewed here anymore. The sharper fit call: if it's beer with any soul you're after, skip it entirely and go to Brouwerij 't IJ instead — a real working brewery beside a windmill where the same money buys local craft beer and an actual local crowd, not a branded ride.