The Verdict · San Francisco · for the Slow Culture Seeker
Probably skip. It's overhyped and doesn't play to what you care about.
History, depth, the real thing. Hates a tourist crush.
About Bay Cruise (under the bridge)
A breezy, no-effort way to get the skyline, the bridge from below, and Alcatraz from the water in one hour. Touristy, but the photos are real and the kids stay happy.