As a couple, Moulin Rouge Cabaret works.
A polished, feather-and-rhinestone revue with the famous Doriss Girls and a can-can finale — go for the camp grandeur and the 1889 history, not an authentic night out. The honest fit verdict: it's a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle that locals don't do, the room is cramped and tables are packed tight, and tickets start around €100. Book the show-only with a glass of champagne rather than the dinner package — the dinner is the weakest, priciest part and the value collapses with it.